Greetings from the Steamship Corporation.
It has come to the attention of those of us here at the corporation, that while communication through the medium of the english language is effective to a degree, it would be a disservice to our constituents to stay satisfied with this language (or even human speech in general) as the ultimate form of communication.
The Steamship Corporation will heretofore be communicating all relevant messages not through the english language, but rather through the use of modulated sound ., designed not only to communicate direct messages (i.e. signals), but also layers of interpretable material having little or nothing to do with the message (i.e. noise).
Please contact the Steamship Corporation Head Quarters with any questions or concerns.